MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL 08/23/11
Another night’s sleep ruined by the ghosts of dead ball players. I told them I can’t help them. That I don’t know what the numbers 13, 24, 57 mean, that I don’t know anybody named “Doc” and that, yes, I know, no one strikes out in heaven. I DO NOT CARE. Either deliver my letters to dead bowlers or get out!
(Source: humandog.tv)
