MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL 08/24/11
THINGS THAT CAN NO LONGER BE SETTLEDÂ WITH A NICE, FIRM HANDSHAKE:
- Giraffe Theft
- Star Trek Poster Defacement
- Including 2 Canadian Pennies in the middle of a roll intended for deposit
- Unlevel sidewalk blocks
- Painting anything besides an American flag on your garage door
- Being Born Cross-Eyed
- Genocide
(Source: humandog.tv)
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